Monday 2 April 2018

Motorbikes on davidstow start of the egg run.

Bank Holidays what a bloody nightmare they are and in fact for me they always have been, nothing could possibly be worst than yourself, your missus  and no doubt the mother in law plus a gaggle of  screaming bloody kids sat in a long traffic jam trying to get somewhere.

And what for you will no doubt park up pay an extortionate parking fee run around the shops buying all sorts of over priced  plastic crap then go and stuff  yourselves with over priced fish and chips.

Now lets find something to do we could go on the beach but its pissing down lets go in the amusement arcade another bucket full of money wasted in no time .

what now lets go in the family pub there be things for the kids to play on should,nt cost that much and we can have a few drinks  another bucket full of money gone.

Another run around the shops buying even more crap now everybody wants the toilets but there a mile up the road mother in laws bunion's are hurting and she already pissed herself.

Two of the kids have puked up and the little ones nappy is overflowing  I know lets go into mac Donald's get a couple of burgers for the kids and use the toilets there.

Mac Donald's is full with everybody else that you shared the traffic jam with on the way down all carrying loads of over priced plastic crap all buying a couple of burgers and coffee to help wash down the fish and chips they had at the same cafe as you.

Its a shame it pissed down all day and the suns just coming out now but we will have to get back to the car and try beat the traffic jam on the way home , not a bloody chance mate your be facing a hundred mile jam know matter which way you go the kids will be puking up all the way home the youngest will be screaming her tits off  while the wife and the mother in law will be bitching about you and your driving and saying you should of turned off at the junction you just passed while crawling along at 3 mile per hour.

Happy Bank Holiday.

 I however Spent a nice but cold easter on and near the deserted Davidstow airfield I'm so glad that i did because on Sunday morning i was awoken by the wonderful sound of revving motorbikes.
To my surprise, it was the meeting point for the Moorlanders MCC 20th Egg run more than 600 motorbikes and trikes turned up this really did make my Easter weekend. And to top it all a bloody big helicopter landed a stone's throw from my motorhome honestly it was the size of a block of flats.



 


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